Posted: 04/05/2008 @ 2:32 pm :: Poster: Fox
I went into Portsmouth (a town near where my girlfriend lives) So I went to buy a ticket as the lazyass-understaffed train staff were not in the ticket office so I had to use the ticket machine - As I had my bank card on me and no cash I decided to pay by card.
Next thing I get is a screen message saying "Processing Transaction" and then the next thing I know it's eaten my card and now reporting "Out Of Service". - So now I had to cancel my cash card so it coudn't be used for fraud.
Upon getting home I then find out that the bloody machine has taken out £30 ($60) of my money when the ticket only costed £6.90 ($13.80).
I did get away of getting into Portsmouth without the ticket as I told the guard and he said talk to the duty manager once I reached there. but still I'm pissed off. - Well it's not free now... I've been charged tripple the amount of the ticket.
So now I have cheques bouncing as I had to close the card. - I have to order a new card and all banks are shut sundays and bank holiday monday and then on top of that wait 16 days for a new card.
*sigh* It's just one of those days were everything goes wrong.
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Posted: 17/04/2008 @ 9:54 pm :: Poster: Fox
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Posted: 03/04/2008 @ 10:53 pm :: Poster: Fox
It is good to be a man because:
- Your phone calls usually last for 30 seconds
- You only need one small suitcase for a week of vacation
- You can open all bottles yourself
- Your good friends do not care about you putting on weight
- The shape of your buttocks does not play any role in your professional career
- All of your orgasms are real
- You don’t have to carry a whole bag of different things that you need every day
- Your underwear costs ten dollars and it is a three-pack
- You need to shave only your face
- None of your colleagues at work can make you cry
- You don’t have to sleep every night next to a hairy ass
- If you are a 35-year-old bachelor, no one will pay any attention to it
- Everything that you have on your face and body is absolutely natural, including the color
- Five pairs of shoes are more than just enough
- You can take your shirt off if it is hot
- You don’t know how periods work and what on Earth they are
- People never stare at your chest when they talk to you
- You do not have to memorize the dates of everyone’s weddings and birthdays
- If another man appears at a party dressed exactly like you are, he may become your best friend.
and for the females
It is good to be a woman because:
- Women’s working hours are shorter in civilized countries. The difference with men’s working hours may reach four hours a week
- As a rule, women do not lose hair
- A woman driver has much more chances to come to terms with a male police officer and avoid a fine if she breaks traffic rules
- Heart attack death rate is much smaller among women
- Men reach their sexual peak at 17 when they are mostly unable to enjoy it thoroughly. Women continue to develop and flourish sexually right into their mid-thirties
- You do not have to start a fight if someone pushes you in the street on spills beer on you in a bar
- Woman’s chances to get into prison are 20 times smaller as opposed to those of men
- A woman may experience multiple orgasms
- If you are born with a shameful last name you will always have a chance to change it in the future
- You always enjoy shopping
- The average lifespan for a woman is 80 years. Men usually live up to 68-74 years.
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Posted: 24/03/2008 @ 11:11 pm :: Poster: Fox
Might as well post a new blog post -
- I would like to say Happy Easter to those who celebrate it,
- I'm now 19 :) well thats old news but still 19 woo!
- It's been 5 Months now with my amazing wonderful Girl Friend :) <3 you to bits
Edits will be on the way during the week possibly thats all for now
- I love you :) - My Kitty -
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